6/5/2015
BJ Barstool
Marry me. I'm a monster.
Marry me.
I'm a monster. What's Spanish for "I know you speak English?" Steve Holt! There's only one man I've ever called a coward, and that's Brian Doyle Murray. No, what I'm calling you is a television actor. As you may or may not know, Lindsay and I have hit a bit of a rough patch.
No, I did not kill Kitty. However, I am going to oblige and answer the nice officer's questions because I am an honest man with no secrets to hide. Steve Holt! Not tricks, Michael, illusions. Guy's a pro.
I don't criticize you! And if you're worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense.
Did you enjoy your meal, Mom? You drank it fast enough. As you may or may not know, Lindsay and I have hit a bit of a rough patch. I'm afraid I just blue myself. Well, what do you expect, mother?
As you may or may not know, Lindsay and I have hit a bit of a rough patch. That's why you always leave a note! I'm afraid I just blue myself. I'm afraid I just blue myself. No… but I'd like to be asked!
Guy's a pro.
It's called 'taking advantage.' It's what gets you ahead in life. Bad news. Andy Griffith turned us down. He didn't like his trailer. Bad news. Andy Griffith turned us down. He didn't like his trailer.
I care deeply for nature. He'll want to use your yacht, and I don't want this thing smelling like fish. I care deeply for nature. Say goodbye to these, because it's the last time! Not tricks, Michael, illusions.
I'm half machine. I'm a monster. We just call it a sausage. Across from where? Oh, you're gonna be in a coma, all right.
There's only one man I've ever called a coward, and that's Brian Doyle Murray. No, what I'm calling you is a television actor. That's what it said on 'Ask Jeeves.' Now, when you do this without getting punched in the chest, you'll have more fun.
No, I did not kill Kitty. However, I am going to oblige and answer the nice officer's questions because I am an honest man with no secrets to hide. Whoa, this guy's straight? No! I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you.
I'm a monster. He'll want to use your yacht, and I don't want this thing smelling like fish. Guy's a pro. Say goodbye to these, because it's the last time!
Not tricks, Michael, illusions. I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it. Say goodbye to these, because it's the last time! That's why you always leave a note!
Not tricks, Michael, illusions. Get me a vodka rocks. And a piece of toast. Well, what do you expect, mother? Across from where? Army had half a day.
Bad news. Andy Griffith turned us down. He didn't like his trailer. But I bought a yearbook ad from you, doesn't that mean anything anymore? Guy's a pro. Army had half a day. As you may or may not know, Lindsay and I have hit a bit of a rough patch.
Did you enjoy your meal, Mom? You drank it fast enough. I hear the jury's still out on science. What's Spanish for "I know you speak English?" Whoa, this guy's straight? No… but I'd like to be asked!
It's a hug, Michael. I'm hugging you. That's what it said on 'Ask Jeeves.' I don't criticize you! And if you're worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense. I'm half machine. I'm a monster.
No! I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you. Now, when you do this without getting punched in the chest, you'll have more fun. Now, when you do this without getting punched in the chest, you'll have more fun.
No… but I'd like to be asked! Marry me. No… but I'd like to be asked! I'm a monster. I'm half machine. I'm a monster. Across from where?
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